After hearing the news that my football game was cancelled due to wet weather, I thought it was necassary to make the most of one of our only Saturdays off for the next five or so months and decided to invite some of my mates from football around.
Since I had no money, I remembered that mum had slipped me forty dollars earlier in the day to put in my car. So of course on the way to the petrol station I stopped in at the local Liquorland and picked up a cask of crisp dry white wine (a.k.a goon).
I returned home after picking up James with nearly half a tank of fuel, Mario (my car) was quite appreciative since this was the first time in a while this was the case.
I wasn't really sure how many would show up, it could have been fifty or it could of been five. While James and I were waiting for people to arrive we decided to crack open our first beers, it was about 12:30pm.
About half an hour later there was about twelve people over and we were watching the AFL on the television. Flicking from the Collingwood and Melbourne game and the Geelong and Richmond game. Many of us were Collingwood supporters so it was good to see them have their first win of the season.
It was about 5 o'clock when everyone decided to go out, not me, due to my bank balance being in the negative I stayed home with Steve and invited some of our friends from school over. We continued to drink at a fast rate and at about 7 o'clock there was about seven or eight of us here. When Damian arrived he wanted to have a crack at the game that has never been completed called 100 shots in 100 minutes, its generally done with goon. So five of us gave it a crack, downing a full shot out of deceivingly big shot glasses every minute on the minute. This ultimately was my downfall. After about the 40th shot I found myself spewing over the balcony numerous times. My mum had witnessed all this and was not too impressed.
Somehow when I returned to where everyone was sitting my pants were no longer around my waist either was my underwear. Everyone had a laugh when mum said "I haven't seen that thing since he was 4". Her and the other three females that were there were disgusted and rightfully so. Apologies to them. Steve saw this as an oppurtunity to spin one of his famous stories, telling everyone lies about the thing they just seen, but never should have seen.
After I produced a bit more vomit, I was in bed it was about 10:30. Everyone left and went to Mooloolaba.
All in all, it was a pretty good day/night. A few lessons I learnt where when you start drinking at noon dont try 100 shots in 100 minutes 8 hours later, never take your pants off when family is around and always remember when your the host. I would like to thank everyone who came over and everyone who helped me piece together the night so I could write this section of the blog. Hope everyone had fun and the next section I write should be full of interesting times due to the easter long weekend coming up.
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